My beautiful girls
Awesome siblings
Amazing parents and grandmother
My precious new Niece, Clara
A fabulous guy in my life
Some of my awesome friends
My crazy cats
I might not have the best car, the biggest house, the most fabulous clothes to wear, or tons of money in the bank. But, I have what matters the most to me, some pretty amazing people in my life. And that is something that money definitely can’t buy!
I AM BLESSED!!
HERE IS A FUN, FRIENDLY CONDOM PICTURE TO GET THE POST STARTED 🙂
HAHA!
It’s crazy, but I am here to fill you in on the different types that are out there. It blew my mind to find out how many options people have when it comes to purchasing these little rubber things. I BET YOU DIDN’T EITHER, AFTER READING THIS! 😉
Whether it was for yourself, buying them because someone else was too embarrassed, getting them for a bachelor/bachelorette party, etc…I am sure you all have found yourself in “that” aisle (one time or another), trying to figure out what the heck to get.
Just to name a few, you have:
Pleasure Shaped Ribbed Textured Studded Super thin
Flavored Glow in the Dark Female Desensitizing
Warming Edible French ticklers Tingling
That isn’t even all of them, I just got tired of listing more.
What I get my jollies from, is seeing all the different ways of using them. Okay, other than the obvious…I knew what you were thinking!
I am sure most of you would find these pictures interesting, too.
Anybody up for condom hair ties??
Wonder where you buy one of these colorful dresses??
Now, that’s a different type of balloon animal!!!
I mean, who doesn’t like to wear something a little different every now and then?
Now, this kind of packaging kind of got to me-
This looks too close to chicken. No thank you…
And, Really?? This is just not right!
Hello Kitty is not supposed to be used like that!!
Anyways, I thought this was a funny post to bring some of you “into the know”, if you weren’t already.
But, in all seriousness, if you are completely stumped as to what to be for Halloween, you may have just found your costume…
HAHAHAHA!
Happy Thursday Everyone!! 🙂
When I was thinking of this post, I did not know there was a friend meter on facebook, till I googled this. Guess that answered my question then….lots of people have friend meters!!!
I am pretty sure that all of us can place our FRIENDS into one of these categories:
–Best– (Can count on for pretty much anything) These come few and far between!!
–Good (They are part of your normal crowd, but you don’t necessarily share everything with them)
–Wishy washy– (They are here….then they aren’t, wait..then they are back)
–Social – (hang out together pretty much when you are just out and about, run into at the same places)
–Acquaintances– (Yeah, I’m cool with that person)
Now,
Past Friends have different categories:
These people help me appreciate my true friends, more and more each day!! 🙂
–Back stabbers – (To your face, “I like you, I like you”, behind your back, “_____ is such a b*tch”)
–Liars – No definition needed (Maybe they think if they lie, you will like them better) It is very confusing to me!
–Users – This is my favorite….why you say? Because this is what I seem to run into, a lot! I have had so many people use me, that I should be able to report them to the cops for stealing from me!!! My time, money, etc.
Then, there are some past friends that are all of those above put together!! I have had some of those in the past few years!! Those are the ones you want to red flag them some where on their head, so you can save some other people from all the trouble!
Like how guys should have a douchebag meter, I think all women should have a friend meter (like above). So, if you find yourself talking to someone who is even remotely close to the red….you need to run like hell away from them! lol!!
They say when you get older you are lucky if you can count on one hand how many true friends you have.
I most definitely agree, but I would like to revise that saying for women.
– Women are lucky if you can count on one hand how many true friends you have that secretly aren’t out to destroy, control, corrupt you or steal your man!! haha!!
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