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Thoughts from Kindergarteners

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Today I went to volunteer in my youngest daughters classroom. She is in the best grade at school, Kindergarten. I really don’t know how you can be around a bunch of 5 yr olds and be in a bad mood. Even if they aren’t listening and a bit unruly, they still have the funniest things to say. The bulletin boards outside the classrooms always have the best artwork. Before going in my daughters class this morning, I decided to read what all the kids had to say. I took a couple of pictures and I want to share those with you.

I think the first sentence says..The dad does all the hunting and owls eat skunks and mice. This next one, I am a little confused about- Babe owls colon owlet??

Proper punctuation on this one was key! For a minute I thought this child wrote that animals eat children in the fall! What a horrible season it would be then.

What my family does together- Either they have a green tornado in their house that they play in together, or they need to invest in a pool guy so they can have blue water in their poor pool!

When I saw this picture all I thought was, her dad must be a clown!

Of course today all they could talk about was Halloween, their costumes, all the candy they would be getting tonight, and how long it was going to be before night time came. One little girl told me that instead of getting candy when she goes trick or treating, she gets money. I asked her where she lived and told her we would show up at 6 o’ clock sharp!

I (I mean), my girls would love to go trick or treating in that subdivision!! 😉

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For one day, If there were no _____, I’d ______.

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If there were no taste buds, I’d eat all the Brussel sprouts I could handle..make up for a lifetime of not eating them.

If there were no Cops, I’d be a speed racer on I-4.

If there were no Calories, I’d eat a funnel cake for breakfast!

If there were no Sharks, I’d swim in the super deep end of the ocean.

If there were no fear, I’d bungee jump from the top of the Eiffel tower.

If there were no bad people in the world, I’d let my kids run around the neighborhood, free, like there isn’t a care in the world. Just so they would know how it feels. 

If there were no cell phones, I’d think the world was coming to an end. Just kidding- I’d enjoy being able to hide from the world for a day.

And this is where I would be..

What would you want to do if there were no _____, for a day?

You got what? Where??

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 Oh, Tattoo’s…you either love them, or you hate them!

I, personally, am quite fond of them. Everyone has different reasons of why they get them.  It seems to me, that most people I know, either has one or wants one. So, I’d say it’s a pretty common thing now a days. That’s why I don’t understand when I get, “YOU have a tattoo?” Excuse me, am I not tattoo “material?” Please don’t be fooled by the innocence that comes out of me every now and then. I am capable of a lot of things. 😉 haha!

I currently have two tattoo’s, and I don’t regret getting them. Even when I’m 90 yrs old, I’m going to be rockin them…grandma style!

   The left one was my first tattoo.  It took about an hour to do, and I passed out during it. (Long story)  The one on the right took 20 mins, and hurt like hell…but, no passing out that time!  Woohoo! 🙂

I have one more that I want to get, and then I will be done…I think. (They are a bit addicting) It will be a small tattoo, in a really cool place that I stole from someone I know who has one there.

Just as there are really awesome tattoo’s, there come some horrible, horrible choices that people make. We all know that putting names on your body of a boyfriend/girlfriend, or husband/wife, is not a good idea AT ALL! Unless you want to spend a pretty penny on getting it removed or covered if something happens.

BUT, these I just don’t understand…what the? why would you? Seriously??

I think I am going to blame it on drugs, yes..these people were all on drugs, see for yourself.

  Nice White Trash tattoo, at least she admits it.

 

 

 

 

  Is that what’s all in that belly??

 

 

 

    Shark tattoo in the arm pit…hmmm, okay!

 

 

 

 

 

   OUCH! I don’t even like the feeling of waxing my eyebrows,   could you imagine this?

 

 

 

    Oh, I know, I know…his kids will ALWAYS think he is    awake! HAHA!

 

 

 

 

    Mr. Cool Ice….yeah, this has to be a joke, right?

 

 

 

 

 

      Clearly…

 

 

 

 

Yep, that’s awesome

 

 

 

 

 

   Now, don’t you be looking at my ass, because I really

will be watching you!

 

 

 

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I really wonder what they thought the day after?? Possibly any regrets?? LOL!