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WTF- That doesn’t even fly on Halloween

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It is that time of year again. People have already started hunting, racking their brain of the best costume possible. What to wear this year to out-do what you did last year. How to be the center of attention at that Halloween party you are planning on going to.

Now, I love Halloween just as much as the next person. But, I try to be a bit reasonable. I know this is the time of year that most of you love to express yourself. You go out of your way to find costumes that are “different”, show off your best features, sexy, fun, colorful, dark, scary, etc.

But, there are always those people who take it too far. Last year at Halloween, I got to see quite a few people out and about on that lovely, All Hallows’ Eve.  I believe, in Tampa, Hyde park was THE place to be. It was an interesting night, to say the least. I did get some good ideas for this year.

AS YOU WILL SEE, these  costumes below are a step in the wrong direction. I  am a little disturbed by some of them. I feel sorry for the costume wear-er that thought any of these were a fabulous idea!!!

Here is the line between decent and that doesn’t even fly on Halloween

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These are just wrong..

I am sorry if some of those even made you throw up in your mouth a little. I might not have prepared you properly.  The picture of Elvis and his “below the belt” area,(AKA- moose knuckle), may haunt me in my sleep tonight.

So, please costume-up with caution this year. You don’t want to be on the ugliest costume list for next year. 😉

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You swing, I scream, we all swing…no, no we don’t all swing!!

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I know it’s been around for awhile, I’m not that naive. But, has an explosion happened lately that has made it the latest fad??

Maybe Florida is one of “those” kind of states too. HAHA!

I have either met, been approached by, or heard of an alarming number of swingers since I have lived in Tampa. I definitely don’t understand this kind of lifestyle. Without getting too graphic in this post, I just don’t understand the appeal. The thought of “sharing” the person I am with, on a regular basis to other friends, strangers, or party go-ers while you are present, makes me feeling like jello inside. Blah!

Even though I don’t get it, if that’s the kind of thing you like…more power to you. But, can you just keep it to yourself and not approach me anymore. I mean, is there a non-swinger sticker I can wear, or does the color yellow have a secret code of, “that person is a no go”? Cause I will gladly stock my closet full of that not so charming color on me.

I am just going to give out a little warning to anyone in this area, or someone moving to this area, be careful! That next door neighbor, friend, acquaintance, co-worker, or that unassuming guy at the bar, may have a few secrets up their sleeves about what goes down in their spare time.

I vote they all move to a Swinger Island. 🙂