Which one can’t you live without?

Okay, I might have been a little sarcastic with the title of this post. Because I am talking about the ever so popular things that we find…

Which one is your favorite??

What I have caved into buying–

• Ped-Egg– works beautifully
• Slap Chop– crying while cutting onions? no more!!
• Ab-Circle– Hahahahaha! That was sent right back. Going in circles doesn’t give you super sized abs. Who would have thought!?!
• Push up pro– not too shabby. But, nothing will make push-ups ever fun and enjoyable!
• Snuggie– this was bought for me. Doesn’t everyone have to have one??
• Smooth Away– make it to where you don’t have to shave or get laser hair removal, dang it- I fell for it. Now I use it as a play-doh smasher when I play with my girls.

 Now, these just make me chuckle..

Spending $100’s on bras that make your boobs look natural?? Oh no, you want to go for the, I-wanna-poke-your-eye-out look.

Beware cosmetic dentists, you are going to lose so much business because of this. The lady went from looking like she has tobacco teeth to Ross Geller white instantly!

Ugliest house shoes ever!!

Now we are just being super lazy. Is it that hard to cut brownies after they cool off?

Modern day fanny pack. For all you “fanny lovers” out there, it’s time to upgrade!

And, my new favorite

Pajama Jeans!!!!

Why worry about having to change from bed to work?? They just took all the painful guess-work out of deciding what to wear in the morning. They even say on the commercial you will want to wear them EVERYDAY! Problem solved 🙂

What is your favorite AS SEEN ON TV product?

THIS is what I bought off of Ebay??

Oh, the horror!

I felt just like Kyle looks.

With my upcoming travels this Christmas season, I decided it was time to look for some new luggage. About 8 years ago, I found an awesome deal on a luggage set on Ebay for a steal! So, of course I thought a few weeks ago to look on there again. If it wasn’t for the amazing staff at the airports that handle luggage, mine would have held up better. Anyway, it was time to shop for some more. I found this cute carry-on bag that was a perfect size, a lot of compartments (which always catches my eye), and it was different. (I am always looking for things that are different) The ONLY thing wrong with it was a couple of small stains on the inside. The condition stated: New with defects.

Okay, some small defects…I can handle that! It was a good price, great designer, so I started bidding. I won, I paid ASAP, then I waited 2 weeks for this sucker to arrive. I thought that was a bit long, but it’s not like I needed it right now, so no big deal. When the UPS guy left that nice little package on my door (It always feels like you are getting a gift, doesn’t it?) I was excited. I opened the door and found the most beat up box I had ever seen. It said fish and chips on the outside of it, and that’s about what it smelled like too. It was a little interesting trying to open the box because it was so beat up. But, I open it to find the bag I bought inside a garbage bag. A garbage bag?? Really?? This person had no other way of packing it? Some tissue paper, paper towels, toilet paper? I bet this was a used garbage bag too!

Then, I pull out the bag. Small defects my a**!  Not only did it have about 3 inches of dust on it..no lie, but it smelled like mothballs and I started having a sneezing attack.

Great, I just paid for a bag that I’m allergic to.

Now this bag did have tags on it, but you know these kind of tags- the ones you can take off and put back on again. Yep, these were those. This bag could have very well been 20 yrs old. Or heck even worse, as old as me! I opened the bag and was further disappointed. One, two, three, four…..”small” stains as they called it. What a waste of money!! Ebay had never done me wrong before! I know, it wasn’t Ebay’s fault, it was that lovely seller that is about to be a 100% (feedback) seller NO MORE! I shall be the one that is going to bring that person down a few notches.

I know, there is risk that comes with buying online from other people who may or may not be shady. And I guess this seller who previously had 100% positive feedback, just decided to mess with me. Well, my dust-covered, fish & chips smelling bag is now residing in my garage. Yes, I bought it from a seller who doesn’t accept returns. I’m a loser. I learned a lesson.

So, does anybody want a cool carry-on bag that’s like new with only some small defects?? 😉

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The world of X’s

We all love our Ex’s don’t we?!?

I believe that everyone has an ex that can be put into one of the following categories-

1. What was I thinking?? (That’s what comes to mind when you think back on that relationship)
2. Psycho (Either turned into a stalker, or just can’t ever let go of the past)
3. Possibly the one that got away? (You might question..if circumstances would have been different, might they have been “the one?”)
4. I completely deny dating that person! (Pretty much explains itself)
5. We tried, it didn’t work, we moved on (You thought it was a good idea, you were wrong.)
6. He/She is a *beep (they did you dirty)
7. ?????? (What the heck happened)
8. Nice, but not the one for me (nice people finish last right?)
9. Player, player! (oh, these are the favorite)
10. Conceited to the max (taking the “you gotta love yourself before you can love someone else” saying, way too far)

 What I can’t believe is that fact that so many people I know has a psycho person in their past. I have been upset during break-ups but never to the point of turning crazy. At least I don’t think I have. If an ex of mine happens to be reading this and disagrees, please email me and let me know. I don’t want to misspeak here. I definitely have  never spray painted my name with someone else’s on a stop sign, guard rail or street before. (Yes, I had this happen TO me) I don’t think I have ever caused someone to feel the need to change their number, change their name, move to Alaska and live with the wolves. I have wanted to do that a couple of times to get away from some crazy ex’s. But, instead I am living in Florida and writing a blog with my face plastered on it hoping they will read this and know I’m talking about them! Haha! Just kidding. Living in Florida is a front…I really live in a small city in Iowa, don’t come find me! 😉

My suggestion from now on…Personality Test, Pre-first date.

You grab their email as you are getting their number. You send it off to them a couple of days before the first date. Depending on the results, you confirm or don’t confirm for the date and you save yourself a lot of trouble…easy peasy! Who needs Eharmony, Match.com or those other guys? Handle all of the screening yourself. 😉

You got what? Where??

 Oh, Tattoo’s…you either love them, or you hate them!

I, personally, am quite fond of them. Everyone has different reasons of why they get them.  It seems to me, that most people I know, either has one or wants one. So, I’d say it’s a pretty common thing now a days. That’s why I don’t understand when I get, “YOU have a tattoo?” Excuse me, am I not tattoo “material?” Please don’t be fooled by the innocence that comes out of me every now and then. I am capable of a lot of things. 😉 haha!

I currently have two tattoo’s, and I don’t regret getting them. Even when I’m 90 yrs old, I’m going to be rockin them…grandma style!

   The left one was my first tattoo.  It took about an hour to do, and I passed out during it. (Long story)  The one on the right took 20 mins, and hurt like hell…but, no passing out that time!  Woohoo! 🙂

I have one more that I want to get, and then I will be done…I think. (They are a bit addicting) It will be a small tattoo, in a really cool place that I stole from someone I know who has one there.

Just as there are really awesome tattoo’s, there come some horrible, horrible choices that people make. We all know that putting names on your body of a boyfriend/girlfriend, or husband/wife, is not a good idea AT ALL! Unless you want to spend a pretty penny on getting it removed or covered if something happens.

BUT, these I just don’t understand…what the? why would you? Seriously??

I think I am going to blame it on drugs, yes..these people were all on drugs, see for yourself.

  Nice White Trash tattoo, at least she admits it.

 

 

 

 

  Is that what’s all in that belly??

 

 

 

    Shark tattoo in the arm pit…hmmm, okay!

 

 

 

 

 

   OUCH! I don’t even like the feeling of waxing my eyebrows,   could you imagine this?

 

 

 

    Oh, I know, I know…his kids will ALWAYS think he is    awake! HAHA!

 

 

 

 

    Mr. Cool Ice….yeah, this has to be a joke, right?

 

 

 

 

 

      Clearly…

 

 

 

 

Yep, that’s awesome

 

 

 

 

 

   Now, don’t you be looking at my ass, because I really

will be watching you!

 

 

 

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I really wonder what they thought the day after?? Possibly any regrets?? LOL!